Let’s stop with all the bull people! What’s the point in “Doing the Do,” if you're not going to lay the pipe down right, or if you last for a shorter time period than "Minute Maid Lemonade!" And then going to have the nerve to act surprised and wonder why your spouse is stepping out on you! People, stop the fronting! Everybody knows what you refuse "TO DO" -- trust me -- another will do!!
BUT....IT'S MY LOVE LIFE!! So, the next time your honey-bunny can only last for one minute or less, or they're just plain old not doing what they were born to do, whenever they say they're ready to go, go to the kitchen and boil some Minute Rice. And when your significant other comes in the kitchen and asks you what you're doing, you say, "This rice says it takes a minute to cook, but it actually takes a little longer. Now, imagine me as the rice and you're the pot, "COOK ME UNTIL I'M DONE." Then, go to your bed with the Minute Rice Box on your night stand and, Voila! A reminder to them and instant gratification for you!!!
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